Monday, January 15, 2007
11:36 AM
A Nun asked her class to write notes to God.
Here are some they handed in:
Dear God:
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you keep the ones you already have?
Dear God:
Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they had their own rooms. That’s what my Mom did for me and my brother.
Dear God:
If you watch me in church on Sunday, I will show you my new shoes.
Dear God:
I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I’m having a hard time loving all of them.
Dear God:
In school, they told us what you do. Who does it when you are on vacation?
Dear God:
Are you really invisible or is it just a trick?
Dear God:
Is it true my father won’t get into heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
Dear God:
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God:
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God:
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that OK?
Dear God:
Did you really mean, “do unto others as they do unto you”? Because if you did, then I’m going to get my brother good.
Dear God:
Thank you for the baby brother, but I think you got confused, because what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God:
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God:
I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God:
You don’t have to worry about me, I always look both ways.
Dear God:
I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God:
Of all the people who worked for you, I like Norah and David the best.
Dear God:
My brother told me about being born but it doesn’t sound right. They’re just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God:
I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God:
How old are you?
Dear God:
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Bid me crew avast! Keep yer banner high
Classed, forever a class :)
Class of our own
Wind be at yer backs, sails never slackin'
