Tuesday, July 11, 2006
7:17 PM
this is a joke, for those who do not know better
THE JOKE:
i have a safe deposit box in my room.
it is very safe and is stuck to the wall so burglars cannot carry it away. it also happens to be hidden in my sister's cupboard, so that burglars will be deterred by her smelly clothes.
also, if some terrorist decides to blast my safe deposit box out of the wall, the big hole will be in her cupboard and not mine.
so you see, i do my research and planning very well. anyway, this safe deposit box has a key and i used to hide it in a pair of track pants in my cupboard. in this way, burglars would have to rummage through my cupboard, and be overcome by the nice smell-ness of it, before braving the smelliness of my sister's cupboard. this'd make the smelliness of my sister's cupboard all the more overwhelming.
defeating crooks is all about playing games with the mind.
ANYWAY. the key stayed in its great hiding place until my korea trip last year, where i had to bring my track pants to. so i took the key out and changed its hiding place. being the meticulous planner i am, i carefully considered all the possible places to hide the key [eg. in a toiletroll, in my toothbursh cup, in socks, etcetc] and whether a desperate robber would have the brains to look there.
obviously, my brain was too powderful at that moment in time, because i hid my key too well and can't find it now.
i'm like, WOW. GREAT JOB, YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE SWALLOWED THE KEY, SINCE IT'D AT LEAST COME OUT IN THE TOILETBOWL...well, that'd be true unless the key got stuck in my gut. then that'd be an entirely different story. i can imagine the doctor scrutinising an x-ray with a mysterious key-shaped object lodged in my intestines
doc: what's that?
me: erm.. a key?
doc: man, was it a freak accident?! *concerned*
me: no, i was trying to hide the key from burglars..
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